decimdingus:

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

(Source: afrodingus93, via supergoddessathena69)

dospunk:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.

The American wizard school is a Cheesecake Factory in Vegas

(via supertheoreticaluniverse)

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

(via unreasonable-avalanche)

tonyhawks-armenianwasteland:

biprincepeach:

brokenblackcatskulls:

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

(via hckraiser)

fizzityuck:

iraesid:

random-cluster-missile:

fizzityuck:

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?

(via whatthebiggsee)

louisesbelchers:

I am a huge fan of space, both outer and personal

(Source: louises-belcher, via labrujadelbarrio)

parksanrec:

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

(via hadmeathellov)